23 Relatable Signs That Prove You Are A Writer
When People Annoy You, You Plan How You Could Kill Them In Your Book.
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You love being a writer but dread the act of writing.
The story in your head sounds better than what you wrote down.
It pisses you off when your characters don't listen to you.
You spend more time telling people on social media that you're a writer than writing your book.
You buy a new notebook for every book idea you have.
Therefore ending up with a collection of unused notebooks.
You cast your favourite actors and actresses as your characters.
But when asked who you would like to play the protagonist of your story, you shy away.
You have to set the mood for the perfect writing session with music, candles, coffee and peace in the house.
And then you end up scrolling through your social media.
Your search history will make people suspicious of you.
When people annoy you, you plan how you could kill them in your book.
You feel suspicious when the plot comes together effortlessly.
You daydream about your book being adapted into a movie or show.
You daydream about giving interviews about your book on celebrity shows.
You want to be the centre of attention, but you hate being the centre of attention.
You wish you had a bottomless mug of coffee to power you through the writing session.
You cringe when people ask you what you do for a living.
You would instead read other authors' books than write your book.
You have an overflowing TBR.
You want to spoil yourself with a typewriter.
You dream of having a library and study, vintage-style.
You prefer the company of dead authors and fictional characters.
